It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol. 


calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t be straight. marvel’s tryna go for the trifecta.

Nothing makes me more pleased than Marvel making Marvel fanboys angry about genuinely good and interesting comic choices.

"Nothing makes me more pleased than Marvel making Marvel fanboys angry"
The fanboys? Who buy the product? Do you hate it when the investors in that company get a return? You want them to go broke? What if your parent’s money is lost, you know banks do that, that’s how investment works? They invest in different companies. A big company going broke is jobs lost, savings lost, homes lost, lives lost…

So you just don’t want your parents, or someone’s parents or siblings or kids, to do well? You hate people? Or do you just not understand how capitalism works? Stupid or spiteful, lemme see now… which to pick as the explanation…

I was referring to the fanboys who are misogynistic racists, actually. The ones who think that all super heroes should be white, straight cis men forever and that any deviation from that is “PC bullshit.” The ones who feel entitled to harass women at conventions and online. The ones who see any change towards more diversity as an attack on their beloved interests, who care more about Thor always being a dude than they do about decent human respect to their fellow fans. 

(Pssssst. Nearly 50% of comic buyers are women. Pissy, angry, misogynists are not the only ones buying product) 

But no, clearly, what I MEANT is that I hate all people ever and want every bank in America to fail. OBVIOUSLY. 

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questions to ask about your favourite character

  • if u gave them an office chair would they spin around on it and wheel around the room
  • how many selfies do they take
  • how much do they yell during a mario kart game

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imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

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  • johnny LOVES the step up movies i mean he LOVES them he lives for them. no one else in the house understands why he loves them so much because “its just kids dancing” but he keeps trying to get them to understand how he sees them in the movies because the movie centers around a bunch of people from different places all coming together through mutual loves for things and plus the characters are so bad ass i mean did you see that flip, dawg? that was so dope! he has the entire soundtrack from all the movies on his phone
  • johnny knows how to play the piano and hes really good but he always plays it off like nah bro i havent even played in a while im not even that good and everytime he plays its the most beautiful thing ever
  • johnny lives for playing pranks but he learned a long time ago to never pull pranks on charlie 
  • n e v e r
  • he loves to gather up everyone in the house to watch crappy horror movies to watch them ironically but more times than not he actually ends up liking them???
  • his brother tought him how to surf before he got involved in the drug life ;______;

i love johnny so much oh my god pls save me

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bruh i g o t c h u

  • they both know how to bake like really really well and theyre both really competitive so theyll always have these like spontaneous bake offs that just end up with them feeding each other brownies and pastries they got inspired by from the food network wow im cry
  • they always raid each other’s wardrobes because they encourage it like johnny loves seeing carlito in his hoodies and johnny looks really damn good in carlito’s suits 
  • THEY LOVE MARATHONING GOOSEBUMPS EPISODES DONT ASK WHY I JUST FEEL THIS LIKE carlito would of course criticize the whole thing and curse at the characters in spanish about how stupid they are for looking under the bed or going in the closet when they were specifically told not to do so and johnny would be shushing him the whole time but hes lowkey living for frustrated carlito at a childrens show
  • ALSO TO ADD ON since in my other post i said johnny knows how to play piano johnny would totally play the goosebumps theme song at the most random times and scare the shit out of carlito like it would be 11:00 at night and carlito would go downstairs for something to drink and all you heAR IS THE FIRST NOTES OF THE SONG AND CARLITO IS LIKE “AYE JOHNNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING” and johnny is just dying behind the piano like “YOU SHOULDVE SEEN YOUR FACE”
  • carlito is always dragging johnny to race car competitions and johnny always acts annoyed in the beginning but by the end he’s like the race car expert and is shouting louder than carlito in the stands

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True story: When I was younger, about 10, I used to be afraid of going to clubs when I got older because I thought that people/groups actually had dance offs and that I might have to dance to save my home.

My dad told me I was watching too much “step up.”

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things said in majority of movies:

  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

This is the entire high school musical movie

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Obama on gay adoption 

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.




Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

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i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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